A: There's a number of things you can do. First off, recalibrate your battery by charging it to 100%, then letting it drain until it goes into Safe Sleep. Turn off the MacBook, plug it into the charger, then let it charge to 100% again. If that doesn't work, try resetting the SMC controller by turning off the MacBook, removing the battery, and holding down the power switch for 5 seconds. Then replace the battery and turn the MacBook back on.
Q: So... that's it?
A: Yeah. Simple, huh?
Q: Well, it's not that. I mean, I could have gotten that info off the Applecare support site. It's just, you know...
A: What?
Q: I thought you were going to be funny.
A: Funny? Why? I'm just trying to help you fix a Mac, that's all.
Q: Oh, I mean, I appreciate it, but... I don't know...
A: Whatever. I can't just solve your computer problems. Now I have to be funny while I do it.
Q: No. No. I mean...
A: Just get out of here. I can't even look at you anymore.
